Tea & Crumpets initiation

So yesterday, in honor of "The Bachelor", Kim and I held our first ever "tea & crumpets" party. Kim bought some low-calorie-no-carb-sugar-free-nasty-as-all-hell apple stuff and donut holes. We ate donut holes until we were sick but there wasn't so much drinking of the "tea". I knew there was a reason I never liked tea and last night only confirmed my suspicions. Who attended our party? That would be Alisca and Kim, the only people worthy of the first taste of "tea & crumpets". We may add more folks later, but only if they don't know the secret of the "tea". The look on their faces will be worth it!