We're having tea and crumpets, bitches

So my roommate and I sometimes talk in fake British accents. Last night, after watching The Bachelor - London Calling, we decided that we needed to have a party for the finale. We talked about serving tea and crumpets. I didn't know what a crumpet was so when Kim told me it was similar in shape to a donut hole, I suggested that I would bring the "crumpets" known to Americans as donut holes and she was responsible for the tea (aka warm apple cider). While we were laughing about this situation, envisioning someone walking and asking us what we were doing, I said: "We're having tea and crumpets, bitches." This is now the quote of the week. Second place goes to: "She's a red-headed bitch and I hate her".