Monday, October 29, 2007

New car buying....

It is my opinion that one should be able to find the car she can't live without, call her bank and tell them what she wants, and have the money within 24 hours. Of course that isn't how it works which sucks because I would really love to OWN this car before I go to Vegas again. Aubrey would die if I showed up in a new car all of a sudden. He is already proud of me for branching out and going with a RED car and only a 2-door when I professed to only want a 4-door. This car is hot though and I don't know many people that would pass it up. I hope it all works out and that I am cruising without White Lightning's company very soon!

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Text stalker update

Text stalker has had his cell phone STOLEN!! I am convinced that it is a message from above and when he sent me a message on myspace asking me to send him my number again, it "accidentally" got deleted. Whoops! Guess he will have to live without stalking me and find some other poor innocent girl that is naieve enough to give this weirdo her phone number. Sorry girls.

The Stomping Brigade

For being a small "Asian" girl, my roommate makes the same amount of noise as a herd of Rhinos when she ascends or descends the stairs in our townhouse. I am afraid that one of these days my pictures are going to come crashing down and then the glass from said pictures may be used for purposes of the devil. I can't guarantee her safety at that point.

Thursday, October 4, 2007

My "text" stalker has gone hi-tech

So, I had this "friend" in college (he used to tag along with my best friend ALL the time and therefore associated himself as my "friend"). He is a white guy trying to be black. Quite a trip if you ask me. Anyway, we didn't talk after college, mostly because I didn't want people to know that I knew him. Suddenly, 3 years later and no cell phone number change on my part, he contacts me and wants to be best friends. Apparently, he is involved in a pyramid scheme - excuse me, I mean a "great business opportunity" - that he wants to share with me 24/7. The first few times he was texting me was just catching up and that's all fine and good. Then, he starts telling me that he comes to Salt Lake all the time and would love to talk to me about this "great business opportunity".

So, he comes to Salt Lake City a couple months ago (after many text messages with the OVERUSE of the smiley face emoticon....wow) and wants to meet for dinner. I make some lame excuse about my cousin getting married at the temple that day (it was a Thursday) and tell him that I'm really sorry, but I won't be able to see him **tear**

Mistakingly, I have let him infiltrate the sanctity of my myspace friends space (he has since been removed as he has abused his power as my myspace friend). Today, after months of no texts with the smiley face crazy face, I receive a text stating that he is on my myspace page and he sees that I am coming to his town (Vegas). Did I want to hang out? HELL NO!!! I am going to Vegas to be with my boyfriend, not some wierdo from college that I couldn't stand when we were "friends". I guess the only hope I have is to change my phone number to get rid of him. That's not going to happen anytime soon, so I guess I will just have to fend off the advances of the text stalker gone hi-tech.

Seriously

Just because I'm the oldest roommate in the house, does that make me the mom? Every time something is going on with our townhouse, the landlord calls me and has me "spread the word" among my roommates. Is it due to my age? The fact that I have lived there the longest? Or could it be because I am such a bitch when threatened/confronted that he feels like he better keep me posted?

Regardless, it gets a little annoying trying to be the mom.